fe·cal·ites- A combination of words:
fecal- n. of, pertaining to, or being
feces.
particulate- –adj. of, pertaining to, or composed of distinct particles.
1. Fecalites are the
toxic, sometimes meaty, and offensive ( or phunny ) particles that make up vaporous nocturnal emissions ( Farts ). Fecalites combined with methane are flammable and can be ignited , leaving only the beautiful
sound.
After medical
school Mike ( becoming aware of the
small and infinite contained in human gases) would cover his drinking
glass if someone farted in the room. Breathing fecalites was OK but he didn't want to drink them.