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Festok is penuts in Arabic. sometimes it can be said to describe something that went so well. Also, it can be referred to as a small cute penis.
Her: How was your presentation?

Him: It was festok !

Can I eat some of this festok? it looks so delicious!
Festok by FESTOK November 20, 2021
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festouche 

1) A bad or undesirable situation.
2) The grouping of hairs forming a small moustache on the upper lip of some women.
1) Since everyone has ignored the problem, it has only gotten worse - this is a major festouche!
2) I told her to wax her lip, but since she didn't listen she now has a thick festouche.
festouche by Hardball May 2, 2006
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female reproductive organ. While drinking with friends The word festosha was used for a person that was heading home by himself. lol
You guys aren't getting any Festosha tonight.
Festosha by Booty grease February 9, 2014

festooned 

Reggie: How you feeling there mate?

Mate (on the floor playing with some fluff): Actually, I'm quite festooned...it's all very salmony...

Reggie: Raas!
A word used to describe someone thats really lame.
Person 1: "Bobby is such a festoon"
Person 2: "Tell me about it bro, he's such a butt"

sickos festos 

A word made up by a greek bastard I know that simply means 'great', 'fantastic'. The greek equivalent of 'Fuckin' A'.


" Hey mate, do you wanna come to a barbeque at my place tomorrow?"

"Yeh mate, that'll be sickos festos!"
sickos festos by SayAnything December 31, 2008
That small sac near the anus that becomes enlarged through the consumption of spicy foods.
Grandpa went to that Taco Bell there and ate so much he had to have his festola drained
festola by tirtle March 28, 2017
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