Festoon

A word used to describe someone thats really lame.

Person 1: "Bobby is such a festoon"
Person 2: "Tell me about it bro, he's such a butt"

by Master_of_the_festoons June 17, 2013

festoon

To adorn what otherwise may've been met with scorn.

I regularly festoon my computer screen with festive comical cartoons.

by Hercolena Oliver May 15, 2008

Festoon

The act of coitus followed by a move similar to the The Joe Mauer.

I can't wait to festoon Jessica after the prom, it'll be a memory she'll never forget!

by Elisa Chance September 15, 2012

festooned

to be in a drug induced stupor

Reggie: How you feeling there mate?

Mate (on the floor playing with some fluff): Actually, I'm quite festooned...it's all very salmony...

Reggie: Raas!

by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 16, 2009

festool

A really white person who stays inside all day and plays video games. He is generally printer paper white and you would mistake him as a ghost. A festool used to like outdoor activities but was drawn into the computer by a fond game called "Roblox".

Wow dude he must never ever go outside, and only plays video games he must be a festool.

by Festool July 8, 2017

Festoosh

Some one who does not know what Festoosh means.

My mother is such a Festoosh! She does not know what Festoosh means.

by MagicMoose2 August 20, 2011

joss feston

Not giving a shit

That man over there just doesn't joss feston.

by The president of the abcd July 18, 2017