Festoon

A word used to describe someone thats really lame.

Person 1: "Bobby is such a festoon"
Person 2: "Tell me about it bro, he's such a butt"

by Master_of_the_festoons June 17, 2013

Festoon

The act of coitus followed by a move similar to the The Joe Mauer.

I can't wait to festoon Jessica after the prom, it'll be a memory she'll never forget!

by Elisa Chance April 12, 2012

festooned

to be in a drug induced stupor

Reggie: How you feeling there mate?

Mate (on the floor playing with some fluff): Actually, I'm quite festooned...it's all very salmony...

Reggie: Raas!

by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 10, 2009

festoon

To adorn what otherwise may've been met with scorn.

I regularly festoon my computer screen with festive comical cartoons.

by Hercolena Oliver May 15, 2008