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To adorn what otherwise may've been met with scorn.
I regularly festoon my computer screen with festive comical cartoons.
festoon by Hercolena Oliver May 15, 2008
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The act of coitus followed by a move similar to the The Joe Mauer.
I can't wait to festoon Jessica after the prom, it'll be a memory she'll never forget!
Festoon by Elisa Chance September 15, 2012

festooned 

Reggie: How you feeling there mate?

Mate (on the floor playing with some fluff): Actually, I'm quite festooned...it's all very salmony...

Reggie: Raas!
A really white person who stays inside all day and plays video games. He is generally printer paper white and you would mistake him as a ghost. A festool used to like outdoor activities but was drawn into the computer by a fond game called "Roblox".
Wow dude he must never ever go outside, and only plays video games he must be a festool.
festool by Festool July 8, 2017

Festoosh 

Some one who does not know what Festoosh means.
My mother is such a Festoosh! She does not know what Festoosh means.
Festoosh by MagicMoose2 August 20, 2011

joss feston 

That man over there just doesn't joss feston.
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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