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A word used to describe someone thats really lame.
Person 1: "Bobby is such a festoon"
Person 2: "Tell me about it bro, he's such a butt"
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To adorn what otherwise may've been met with scorn.
I regularly festoon my computer screen with festive comical cartoons.
festoon by Hercolena Oliver May 15, 2008
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The act of coitus followed by a move similar to the The Joe Mauer.
I can't wait to festoon Jessica after the prom, it'll be a memory she'll never forget!
Festoon by Elisa Chance September 15, 2012

festooned 

Reggie: How you feeling there mate?

Mate (on the floor playing with some fluff): Actually, I'm quite festooned...it's all very salmony...

Reggie: Raas!
A really white person who stays inside all day and plays video games. He is generally printer paper white and you would mistake him as a ghost. A festool used to like outdoor activities but was drawn into the computer by a fond game called "Roblox".
Wow dude he must never ever go outside, and only plays video games he must be a festool.
festool by Festool July 8, 2017

Festoosh 

Some one who does not know what Festoosh means.
My mother is such a Festoosh! She does not know what Festoosh means.
Festoosh by MagicMoose2 August 20, 2011

joss feston 

That man over there just doesn't joss feston.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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