festooned 

to be in a drug induced stupor

Reggie: How you feeling there mate?

Mate (on the floor playing with some fluff): Actually, I'm quite festooned...it's all very salmony...

Reggie: Raas!

festooned by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 16, 2009

Festoon 

A word used to describe someone thats really lame.

Person 1: "Bobby is such a festoon"
Person 2: "Tell me about it bro, he's such a butt"

Festoon by Master_of_the_festoons June 17, 2013

festoon 

To adorn what otherwise may've been met with scorn.

I regularly festoon my computer screen with festive comical cartoons.

festoon by Hercolena Oliver May 15, 2008

Festoon 

The act of coitus followed by a move similar to the The Joe Mauer.

I can't wait to festoon Jessica after the prom, it'll be a memory she'll never forget!

Festoon by Elisa Chance September 15, 2012

Fesdoomed 

When your pulls in a gacha game are worse despite pull rates being increased (i.e. Project Sekai's Bloom Festival)

Person 1: I couldn't pull anything on this banner even though pull rates are doubled wtf
Person 2: You're fesdoomed

Fesdoomed by FloweredLilac October 4, 2025