festooned

Reggie: How you feeling there mate?

Mate (on the floor playing with some fluff): Actually, I'm quite festooned...it's all very salmony...

Reggie: Raas!

festooned by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 16, 2009

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Festoon

A word used to describe someone thats really lame.

Person 1: "Bobby is such a festoon"
Person 2: "Tell me about it bro, he's such a butt"

Festoon by Master_of_the_festoons June 17, 2013

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festooned • festoon • Fesdoomed

festoon

To adorn what otherwise may've been met with scorn.

I regularly festoon my computer screen with festive comical cartoons.

festoon by Hercolena Oliver May 15, 2008

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Festoon

The act of coitus followed by a move similar to the The Joe Mauer.

I can't wait to festoon Jessica after the prom, it'll be a memory she'll never forget!

Festoon by Elisa Chance September 15, 2012

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Fesdoomed

When your pulls in a gacha game are worse despite pull rates being increased (i.e. Project Sekai's Bloom Festival)

Person 1: I couldn't pull anything on this banner even though pull rates are doubled wtf
Person 2: You're fesdoomed

Fesdoomed by FloweredLilac October 4, 2025

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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