festooned 

to be in a drug induced stupor

Reggie: How you feeling there mate?

Mate (on the floor playing with some fluff): Actually, I'm quite festooned...it's all very salmony...

Reggie: Raas!

festooned by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 16, 2009

Festoon 

A word used to describe someone thats really lame.

Person 1: "Bobby is such a festoon"
Person 2: "Tell me about it bro, he's such a butt"

Festoon by Master_of_the_festoons June 17, 2013

festoon 

To adorn what otherwise may've been met with scorn.

I regularly festoon my computer screen with festive comical cartoons.

festoon by Hercolena Oliver May 15, 2008

Festoon 

The act of coitus followed by a move similar to the The Joe Mauer.

I can't wait to festoon Jessica after the prom, it'll be a memory she'll never forget!

Festoon by Elisa Chance September 15, 2012

Fesdoomed 

When your pulls in a gacha game are worse despite pull rates being increased (i.e. Project Sekai's Bloom Festival)

Person 1: I couldn't pull anything on this banner even though pull rates are doubled wtf
Person 2: You're fesdoomed

Fesdoomed by FloweredLilac October 4, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019