festool

A really white person who stays inside all day and plays video games. He is generally printer paper white and you would mistake him as a ghost. A festool used to like outdoor activities but was drawn into the computer by a fond game called "Roblox".

Wow dude he must never ever go outside, and only plays video games he must be a festool.

festool by Festool July 8, 2017

festooned 

to be in a drug induced stupor

Reggie: How you feeling there mate?

Mate (on the floor playing with some fluff): Actually, I'm quite festooned...it's all very salmony...

Reggie: Raas!

festooned by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 16, 2009

Festoon 

A word used to describe someone thats really lame.

Person 1: "Bobby is such a festoon"
Person 2: "Tell me about it bro, he's such a butt"

Festoon by Master_of_the_festoons June 17, 2013

festola 

That small sac near the anus that becomes enlarged through the consumption of spicy foods.

Grandpa went to that Taco Bell there and ate so much he had to have his festola drained

festola by tirtle March 28, 2017

festoon 

To adorn what otherwise may've been met with scorn.

I regularly festoon my computer screen with festive comical cartoons.

festoon by Hercolena Oliver May 15, 2008

Femtool 

A female tool or instrument of the animal and human queendom, into which she can manipulation for her own gain. Usually a male of the opposite sex, but extends to all things in her environment including other females.

That women on the prime time news just explicitly admitted that the legal system is a femtool the women's toolbox!

Johnny is such a femtool, that women manipulates him without him even knowing, poor dude!

Femtool by SupremeProfanity March 6, 2015

Festoon 

The act of coitus followed by a move similar to the The Joe Mauer.

I can't wait to festoon Jessica after the prom, it'll be a memory she'll never forget!

Festoon by Elisa Chance September 15, 2012