Festitute

(n.) Person who 'dates' for the sole purpose of getting taken to shows or festivals.

Person A: "How is that girl at every festival and show, you know she's broke?"

Person B: "She's a festitute, she has always got some john on the hook paying her way."

by j.bane.792 December 10, 2019

Festivate

To have a festival, celebrate, and/or party with great zeal and to an almost superfluous extent.

The word combines both festival and celebrate in order to describe a formerly unknown level of revelry. Instead of the normal levels of celebration, partying and festivities, this transcends popular convention to ascertain a deity-like level of merriment.

An occasion in which this occurs is known as a festivation.

1. Dude, my bro Josh is coming back from being in Afghanistan for, like, a year. We're throwing a huge festivation for him.

2. Yo, it's been a shitty week. I'm gonna hit the clubs and festivate so hard in there, I'll get kicked off the strip for life!

by randymcgr April 25, 2011

destitute seamstress

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female

Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans

by Sexydimma September 13, 2016

Frostitute

Females that will continue to dress like prostitutes, no matter how many degrees below zero the weather is.

Damn its cold, but it looks like nothing will stop those Frostitutes.

by definedbymax December 1, 2011

destitute

Without, sans, Lacking.

The conotative definition of destitute is without money.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

festicate

To F with.

Don't festicate with me.

by Nathonel April 23, 2017

Frostitute

A Frostitute is a fan of of Jack Frost from the movie The Guardians.

Join if you're a Frostitute.

by Hehe, Me. December 4, 2012