Festitute

(n.) Person who 'dates' for the sole purpose of getting taken to shows or festivals.

Person A: "How is that girl at every festival and show, you know she's broke?"

Person B: "She's a festitute, she has always got some john on the hook paying her way."

Festitute by j.bane.792 December 10, 2019

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Festivate

To have a festival, celebrate, and/or party with great zeal and to an almost superfluous extent.

The word combines both festival and celebrate in order to describe a formerly unknown level of revelry. Instead of the normal levels of celebration, partying and festivities, this transcends popular convention to ascertain a deity-like level of merriment.

An occasion in which this occurs is known as a festivation.

1. Dude, my bro Josh is coming back from being in Afghanistan for, like, a year. We're throwing a huge festivation for him.

2. Yo, it's been a shitty week. I'm gonna hit the clubs and festivate so hard in there, I'll get kicked off the strip for life!

Festivate by randymcgr April 25, 2011

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destitute seamstress

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female

Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans

destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016