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Bernadette 

Smart and loving girls. All Bernadettes are loyal and honest and will never do anything wrong to you unless you deserve it. They tend to love people whose names start with 'C' 'K' and 'J'. They will stick by your side and fuck up anyone who crosses you.
'Man Bernadette was so perfect, i miss that hoe'
'I crossed Bernadette's man and she f*cked me up'
Bernadette by Skrt kapow esketit March 16, 2019

bernadette wood 

a resister who hates people that act like a gossipy old woman
bernadette wood blocked me on twitter because i was gossiping too much. sad!
bernadette wood by cyclox June 20, 2021

Bernadette 

She’s compassionate and cares deeply for those close to her. If she’s open to new friend ships but you have to go up to her first. If you get a chance, get to know her! She’s a pescatarian.
Bernadette is smarter then you but she’ll never admit it.
Bernadette by Bernbear February 26, 2019

camp bernadette 

the best camp on earth. if you don’t go there then i feel bad for you. literally the best people in the world are there. its the best place in the world.
you don’t go to camp bernadette? you poor thing
camp bernadette by urfavgurl February 2, 2019

camp bernadette 

person: camp bernadette

bernie girl: you don’t go to camp bernadette? you poor thing!
camp bernadette by urfavgurl February 2, 2019

Bernadette 

Mother Meaning:strong and brave like a bear-Bernadette is fiercly loyal-loves her friends-her family is her life.

Ghetto meaning:You cross her and she will whoop you-You mess with her family and she will kill ya-

Either way if you are lucky enough to be or know a Bernadette consider yourself blessed, you will never be the same.
"I knew a Bernadette once. Man I miss that bitch"

"Member that time that chick called Bernadette a slut at the bar? She whooped that girls' ass"
Bernadette by Rhonda M. Miller February 5, 2010
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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