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Sappy Fappy

A sappy fappy is a very sad fap in which a penis-owning person goes to jerk it but then proceeds to cry immediately afterwards because they feel shame from God (( or they just lost their partner and are sad they had to do that themselves )).

The King of the sappy fappy is Ben Harmon from AHS: Murder House who often cries after masturbating, thinking about his broken family.
Guy 1: Yeah man my girl just dumped me and now I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Guy 2: Bro, just go have a sappy fappy and cry it out.
Sappy Fappy by gerardwayluver November 11, 2022
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Fappy Bird 

A masturbating version of the game Flappy Bird. Recommended for perverts 12 & up.
John walked in on his roommate playing Fappy Bird in his tube socks.
Fappy Bird by Rood Rood February 1, 2014
A joy, energetic, a slang of Freaking Happy.
Alondra said to her husband, “I’ve been so freppy ever since you came into my life.”
Freppy by CSMCSM July 13, 2022

Fappy Birthday 

A birthday wish of all your realistic dreams coming true: Your hand, and a box of tissues.
Happy Birthday!
Happy B-Day
No, FAPPY birthday! Even better!
Fappy Birthday by Fapplejax October 4, 2009

Fappy Hour 

Those times during the day, typically after waking up or just before bed where, the want to fap is high.
I got fappy hour before bed.
Did you have fappy hour today?
Fappy Hour by Kickenkyle October 14, 2019
A fenpy is another term for 'femboy', a young male who dresses and acts in a very feminine manner.
Dylan likes dressing up in maid outfits. He is a proud fenpy.
fenpy by irisMeow May 12, 2022
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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