Foppy

To quickly describe a bad pussy. Generally, refers to the pussy being either loose, dry, stinky, hairy, sticky or just plain ugly. its not good.

Would you wax her? nah man, she looks foppy...

by I DONT PLAY GAMES July 3, 2009

Foppy

After running you fart and it is extremely wet due to the sweat running down your ass crack. You have the dexterity to take a spoon, stick it between your crotch, then place it in your mouth to eat the residue.

After running around the track, I got home and did a nice Foppy.

by RidleyKid January 20, 2009

Foppy

During sexual intercourse a man shaves his eyebrows then places them onto a cheesecake and feeds it to the females dog and screams "JACKPOT!!"

Dude i foppy your mom all the time

by blopster February 18, 2009

Foppy

A weak small red orb enemy from Earthbound. They appear in Master Belch’s factory and are similar to the Fobby.

Paula attacks! 85 HP of damage to the Foppy!

by Ego Orb May 12, 2022

Soppy foppy

Basically lazy

Jessica is soppy foppy

by Floppy soppy December 8, 2018

smash with a floppy

To have sex with a girl after you've already busted a nut so your dick is soft

Guy 1: Yo I heard you fucked Jenny for a straight half a hour last night, that's dope!
Guy 2: Well kinda, I came like 3 minutes in and had to smash with a floppy for the rest.
Guy 1: Savage bro, way to play it like a champ

by tybjack December 14, 2016

Floppy Jordan

The act of receiving a handjob with a flaccid penis

Q: What happened with Adam last night?
A: I took too much much MDMA, so he had to give me a Floppy Jordan...

"Dude, Rowena gave me a Floppy Jordan last night, it was the worst. The only thing stiff in that room was her. "

Q: What's a Floppy Jordan?
A: Ohhh, y'know.

by Sadke June 17, 2013