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The highly intelligent, witty, grammatically-correct and aesthetically-sublime individuals that constitute the membership of the Tim Minchin forum.
These feeters are known to have issues with txt spk and grammers problem. They don't always brush their hair in the morning so it will look a little bit more like Tim's, they have resorted to making their own merchandise, they randomly say "maths" when anyone mentions a miracle, they take their canvas bags to the supermarket, and they get annoyed over bumper stickers that say "magic happens". Feeters have named their goldfish Tony, regardless of gender, and are known to get ridiculously over defensive when anyone says anything bad about Tim.
Feeters say "mas" instead of "lol".
These feeters are known to have issues with txt spk and grammers problem. They don't always brush their hair in the morning so it will look a little bit more like Tim's, they have resorted to making their own merchandise, they randomly say "maths" when anyone mentions a miracle, they take their canvas bags to the supermarket, and they get annoyed over bumper stickers that say "magic happens". Feeters have named their goldfish Tony, regardless of gender, and are known to get ridiculously over defensive when anyone says anything bad about Tim.
Feeters say "mas" instead of "lol".
Person 1: "So I was on the forum last night.."
Person 2: "You're such a feeter"
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Person 1: "I would ask you if you've downloaded 'Ready for This?' by Tim Minchin off iTunes, but you're such a feeter that I already know the answer."
Person 2: mas.
Person 2: "You're such a feeter"
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Person 1: "I would ask you if you've downloaded 'Ready for This?' by Tim Minchin off iTunes, but you're such a feeter that I already know the answer."
Person 2: mas.
feeter by mildly amused smirk August 20, 2009
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Femterrupt
1. The ironic act of a woman interrupting a man because she is not listening to, or interested in, what he is saying despite claims of being silenced because of her gender.
2. A tongue-in-cheek word coined to highlight the absurdity of feminist attempts to make the universal act of interrupting a gendered issue (see manterrupting).
2. A tongue-in-cheek word coined to highlight the absurdity of feminist attempts to make the universal act of interrupting a gendered issue (see manterrupting).
John: "I'm sorry I left my tools on the dining table again, but I was..."
Sally: "Don't tell me you're sorry when I have repeatedly spoken to you about this!"
John: "I'm trying to apologize and explain my forgetfulness on this occasion. Please don't femterrupt me."
Sally: "Don't tell me you're sorry when I have repeatedly spoken to you about this!"
John: "I'm trying to apologize and explain my forgetfulness on this occasion. Please don't femterrupt me."
Femterrupt by AJDash May 15, 2018
50 feeter
50 feeter by peedaweeda April 3, 2020
Feeter
When you insert your (probably cold) feet in between another person's clenched thighs in order to warm them up. Feet must be placed halfway between the knee and hip.
Step 1. Place feet in position.
Step 2. Activate feeter by telling your host to squeeze down.
Step 3. Notice the warming effect. The feeter is working.
Step 4. Imagine that the feeter is an oven of squishy flesh.
Step 5. Remove feet from feeter, you are freaked out.
Step 6. Get feet cold and repeat steps 1 through 5.
Step 1. Place feet in position.
Step 2. Activate feeter by telling your host to squeeze down.
Step 3. Notice the warming effect. The feeter is working.
Step 4. Imagine that the feeter is an oven of squishy flesh.
Step 5. Remove feet from feeter, you are freaked out.
Step 6. Get feet cold and repeat steps 1 through 5.
Feeter eater
Feeter eater by ok fine 69 August 12, 2020