Femeter

A combination of feet and meters, often used for measuring one eigth of an airplane wing

The one eighth of an airplane wing was 2500 Femeters , wow what a big airplane wing

by Obie_ November 28, 2018

feeter

The highly intelligent, witty, grammatically-correct and aesthetically-sublime individuals that constitute the membership of the Tim Minchin forum.

These feeters are known to have issues with txt spk and grammers problem. They don't always brush their hair in the morning so it will look a little bit more like Tim's, they have resorted to making their own merchandise, they randomly say "maths" when anyone mentions a miracle, they take their canvas bags to the supermarket, and they get annoyed over bumper stickers that say "magic happens". Feeters have named their goldfish Tony, regardless of gender, and are known to get ridiculously over defensive when anyone says anything bad about Tim.

Feeters say "mas" instead of "lol".

Person 1: "So I was on the forum last night.."
Person 2: "You're such a feeter"
--
Person 1: "I would ask you if you've downloaded 'Ready for This?' by Tim Minchin off iTunes, but you're such a feeter that I already know the answer."
Person 2: mas.

by mildly amused smirk August 20, 2009

Femterrupt

1. The ironic act of a woman interrupting a man because she is not listening to, or interested in, what he is saying despite claims of being silenced because of her gender.

2. A tongue-in-cheek word coined to highlight the absurdity of feminist attempts to make the universal act of interrupting a gendered issue (see manterrupting).

John: "I'm sorry I left my tools on the dining table again, but I was..."
Sally: "Don't tell me you're sorry when I have repeatedly spoken to you about this!"
John: "I'm trying to apologize and explain my forgetfulness on this occasion. Please don't femterrupt me."

by AJDash May 15, 2018

Feeterism

Feeterism- a love for feet and anything to do with feet. Some might feel like they identify as a foot, or they can be sexually attracted to feet. Could be someones kink.

Seth- Hey I heard Lizzie was into feeterism!
Gabe- Yeah it's so hot!
Lizzie- I love feet so much! It's my kink!

by feetqueen November 17, 2017

50 feeter

somebody who looks attractive from 50 feet away, but not up close.

“i thought he was cute, but he’s just a 50 feeter”

by peedaweeda April 3, 2020

Feeter

When you insert your (probably cold) feet in between another person's clenched thighs in order to warm them up. Feet must be placed halfway between the knee and hip.

Step 1. Place feet in position.
Step 2. Activate feeter by telling your host to squeeze down.
Step 3. Notice the warming effect. The feeter is working.
Step 4. Imagine that the feeter is an oven of squishy flesh.
Step 5. Remove feet from feeter, you are freaked out.
Step 6. Get feet cold and repeat steps 1 through 5.

Hey man, I forgot my shoes and need to use your feeter.

Yo my homey, I just got all up in that feeter but then I got freaked out. What's up with you?

Hey baby my feets are cold! Can I put 'em in your feeter?

by Joobynana December 15, 2011

Feeter eater

A literal eshlad who eats feet for 8 bucks.

would recommend. I gave him 5 stars thanks mate.

bro happy birthday I got u a feeter eater.

ur welcome. ;)

by ok fine 69 August 12, 2020