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The highly intelligent, witty, grammatically-correct and aesthetically-sublime individuals that constitute the membership of the Tim Minchin forum.

These feeters are known to have issues with txt spk and grammers problem. They don't always brush their hair in the morning so it will look a little bit more like Tim's, they have resorted to making their own merchandise, they randomly say "maths" when anyone mentions a miracle, they take their canvas bags to the supermarket, and they get annoyed over bumper stickers that say "magic happens". Feeters have named their goldfish Tony, regardless of gender, and are known to get ridiculously over defensive when anyone says anything bad about Tim.

Feeters say "mas" instead of "lol".
Person 1: "So I was on the forum last night.."
Person 2: "You're such a feeter"
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Person 1: "I would ask you if you've downloaded 'Ready for This?' by Tim Minchin off iTunes, but you're such a feeter that I already know the answer."
Person 2: mas.
feeter by mildly amused smirk August 20, 2009
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When you insert your (probably cold) feet in between another person's clenched thighs in order to warm them up. Feet must be placed halfway between the knee and hip.

Step 1. Place feet in position.
Step 2. Activate feeter by telling your host to squeeze down.
Step 3. Notice the warming effect. The feeter is working.
Step 4. Imagine that the feeter is an oven of squishy flesh.
Step 5. Remove feet from feeter, you are freaked out.
Step 6. Get feet cold and repeat steps 1 through 5.
Hey man, I forgot my shoes and need to use your feeter.

Yo my homey, I just got all up in that feeter but then I got freaked out. What's up with you?

Hey baby my feets are cold! Can I put 'em in your feeter?
Feeter by Joobynana December 15, 2011
a. A measurement of distance used while viewing members of the opposite sex.
b. A variable distance measurement that is more than a foot, yet less than a meter.
That woman looked great at 20 feeters, but once she got closer her butterface became clearly visible.
Feeter by My357Magnum January 23, 2006
'ayo did you hear that Evan is a feeter, that nasty bitch."
feeter by pls_rail_me<3 June 17, 2022

Feeter eater 

A literal eshlad who eats feet for 8 bucks.

would recommend. I gave him 5 stars thanks mate.
bro happy birthday I got u a feeter eater.

ur welcome. ;)
Feeter eater by ok fine 69 August 12, 2020

feeter/feeterself 

The pronouns for when you identify as a foot and when you have a fetish for feet.
Jessica: Hey Lily what are your pronouns as?
Lily: Oh, I go by feeter/feeterself pronouns and I am attracted to feet UwU.
Jessica: Tie a noose.

50 feeter 

somebody who looks attractive from 50 feet away, but not up close.
“i thought he was cute, but he’s just a 50 feeter”
50 feeter by peedaweeda April 3, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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