Femes 

Basically someone obsessed with themselves, most likely never notices loved ones, friends, people around in general. Femes comes from "Fumes", as the person is very deadly and poisonous. A Femes is a very open person but only their eyes speak the truth.

-Look at Sam, she turned into a Femes.
-Yeah, she has been selfish this year.

Femes by Lunamoon0 January 13, 2017

pocket feces

In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.

Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?

Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.

pocket feces by sciflyer.25 May 6, 2014

towel feces 

It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.

Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow

towel feces by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017

Have fun paying fees 

Phrase used by Nano community to warn against coins with fees, a.k.a. 'shitcoins' as a poor investment. Especially those which will have $40 fees after two more reward halvings or at only 6tps usage in a world of 7.8b people.

Are you seriously buying BTC? Have fun paying fees!

Have fun paying fees by NanoIsSuperior January 4, 2021

Feeesh

An absolute beer burner of a gathering between gentlemen.

Chundy, Chumbler, Meat Neck, and Cheddar had an absolute Feeesh last night.

Feeesh by ChundyChumbler July 5, 2021

DooDoo Feces 

Michael Jackson's go-to synonym for the bodily brown that all humans produce, DooDoo Feces is a lighter, more casual take on the notorious Number Two - a shitty substitution for any situation.

Dad: "I yanked my denims off, and there they were, speckled on my thighs-"
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear old Dad's DooDoo Feces."

Guy 1: "Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick spray some DooDoo Feces."

DooDoo Feces by StrangerInDanger May 14, 2018

untruthful flexible container of feces 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

untruthful flexible container of feces by Telephony May 4, 2013