femesticles
femesticles by aquaticnut March 4, 2018
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Festicles
The act in which a male / or transvestite (whatever u prefer), will paint their balls, one red one green, and their cock stripy as a candy cane, in the joy a spirit of celebrating the festive christmas season.....or any other time,, you then have FESTICLES
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festicles
the combined build-up of ball sweat and dust that accumulates on your nuts after many days at an outdoor jam festival.
Dude, I need a shower...my festicles are raging.
Did you catch Buckethead late night? My festicles were rockin'!!!
Did you catch Buckethead late night? My festicles were rockin'!!!
festicles by Complex Moo Snuggle August 2, 2008
Fessticles
n. (fes∙ti∙cals) A compound word derived from the French slang "fess" (Eng. "buttocks") and the English word "testicles". Together as a compound word they're meant to reference a woman's labia.
Fessticles by NFStCyr May 1, 2010
festicles
whenever christmas rolls around Jim paints lefty green and righty red making his festicles look mighty jolly
festicles by G·r·a·h·a·m July 2, 2005
festicles
The chafing or general uncleanliness that happens when a man walks around an outdoor festival for a full day.
festicles by thefoldrock January 12, 2011
festicles
De Graaf concluded that the function of the female testicles was to generate ova, to nourish them, and bring them to maturity; thus, female testicles served an analogous function to ovaries in birds. He concluded that all animals and humans take their origins from an egg, which exists in the female testicles before coitus. De Graaf proposed that the female testicles be referred to as ovaries.
My festicles are bloated.
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