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Feesting 

The act or art of inserting one or more feet into an ass or vigina, a very popular practice among the far left community in Sweden. Requires great care, and at least three barrels of preferably home-made lubrication.
King: Tonight, we'll be feasting!
Crowd: *Cheers*
King: And afterwards, let us together give the queen a good feesting!
Crowd: *Cheers louder, AND claps*
Feesting by FeestKing July 12, 2022
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feasting eagle 

When a girl gives a guy head and 2 guys handjobs at the same time. Gives the appearance of an eagle that is eating and flapping its wings at the same time.
Dude I heard they pulled a feasting eagle on her!
feasting eagle by El Don Juan November 13, 2005

Big Feeting 

The act of posting predominently BBC News website links into Discussion Forum threads in the vain hope of trying to look interesting.
Big Feeting by El Splod July 8, 2009

festingos 

n. Stop n Shop brand tortilla chips.
looking for the authentic tase of real mexican resaurant quality tortilla chips? festingos tortilla chips combine classic south of the border corn crunch with delicious salsa dippability for a genuinely tasty snacking experience.
festingos by betty ford May 20, 2005

feasting with panthers 

An indulgence in undisturbed assignations with grooms, telegraph boys, and other ‘renters.’
Wilde had ostensibly rented rooms as a hideaway in which he could write in peaceful seclusion from the distracting hubbub of family life in Tite Street, but in reality they had doubtless served as a lair for “feasting with panthers”.

beasting and feasting 

solomon was beasting and feasting yesterday

Feasting 

Used to describe someone who is not having a good time or someone in a bad situation. Often used to describe someone who is not partying with the boys.
Example 1:

"Hey man are you coming over for the pre drink?"

" Nah man I'm feasting. Have to go to the wife's grandpa's 80th Birthday"

"WOW FEAST MAN"

Example 2:

"Can you come over for noon to catch the westham game?"

"Nah man... I'm at working feasting until at least 4pm"
Feasting by VicDamone13 July 16, 2020
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