The act or art of inserting one or more feet into an ass or vigina, a very popular practice among the far left community in Sweden. Requires great care, and at least three barrels of preferably home-made lubrication.
King: Tonight, we'll be feasting!
Crowd: *Cheers*
King: And afterwards, let us together give the queen a good feesting!
Crowd: *Cheers louder, AND claps*
When a girl gives a guy head and 2 guys handjobs at the same time. Gives the appearance of an eagle that is eating and flapping its wings at the same time.
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Wilde had ostensibly rented rooms as a hideaway in which he could write in peaceful seclusion from the distracting hubbub of family life in Tite Street, but in reality they had doubtless served as a lair for “feasting with panthers”.
Used to describe someone who is not having a good time or someone in a bad situation. Often used to describe someone who is not partying with the boys.
Example 1:
"Hey man are you coming over for the pre drink?"
" Nah man I'm feasting. Have to go to the wife's grandpa's 80th Birthday"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.