festingos

n. Stop n Shop brand tortilla chips.

looking for the authentic tase of real mexican resaurant quality tortilla chips? festingos tortilla chips combine classic south of the border corn crunch with delicious salsa dippability for a genuinely tasty snacking experience.

by betty ford May 20, 2005

festinga

n. An attractive, fun female; a party girl.

RL had a dope party Friday, there were festingas everywhere!

by Dr. J March 28, 2004

festino

to kill a helpless person such as a baby, handicapped person, or an elderly person

We need to festino that cripple so we can take his wheelchair.

by david neuman May 5, 2006

Festing

The act of participating in one of the following: Troutfest, Manfest, Prittsfest, or Toonfest. Festing consists of doing one or all of the following: jumping fires, playing air guitar with a pump shotgun, ripping nuts until your vehicle over heats, ripping nuts in random fields/yards, massive consumption of alcohol, crashing jeeps into telephone poles, eating raw or partially cooked meat, head banging to metallica, tool...etc, making fun of the deigo...................

"Too much festing will lead to suspension"
"Those damn festers took my Italian license plate!"
"we're done!...fested to hard...it's over Johnny!"
"Slackjaw was the honorary festee"

by plowdriver101 August 15, 2012

festibros

A group of hipster males who ride bikes to every music festival, get drunk, and pick up girls.

Girl 1: Wasn't that guy with the sick sleeve at pitchfork?
Girl 2: I've totally seen him and his boys at wicker park fest and lollapalooza, too.
Girl 1: Total festibros.

hipster day drunk shag

by tezbuh June 8, 2009

Man-festing

When a straight male jokes around with another male coworker/friend in a gay manner (i.e calling coworkers/friends cute, spanking other male coworkers/friends, blowing other male coworkers/friends kisses), so often that they manifest themselves gay. Typically in a construction/blue collar environment.

Yo Brian, I gotta stop with all this flirting, I'm man-festing myself some feelings for you.

by Fetus805 June 8, 2023

Festing

A group activity or excursion, usually consisting of exclusively males, where surfing is at some point involved, but mostly discussed. This downtown between surfing is known as festing. It is typically of homoerotic nature and often confused for a gay surf club.

BR: Hey, are you going to the 2nd Annual Humpfest this year?

Goyo: No, I’m not festing this summer since there’s no surf in central CA in the summer, plus I’m saving my money for Just the Tip Fest.

BR: why just the tip?

by nomaticflower May 8, 2023