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Feasting 

Used to describe someone who is not having a good time or someone in a bad situation. Often used to describe someone who is not partying with the boys.
Example 1:

"Hey man are you coming over for the pre drink?"

" Nah man I'm feasting. Have to go to the wife's grandpa's 80th Birthday"

"WOW FEAST MAN"

Example 2:

"Can you come over for noon to catch the westham game?"

"Nah man... I'm at working feasting until at least 4pm"
Feasting by VicDamone13 July 16, 2020
Words you can keep

feasting eagle 

When a girl gives a guy head and 2 guys handjobs at the same time. Gives the appearance of an eagle that is eating and flapping its wings at the same time.
Dude I heard they pulled a feasting eagle on her!
feasting eagle by El Don Juan November 13, 2005

feasting with panthers 

An indulgence in undisturbed assignations with grooms, telegraph boys, and other ‘renters.’
Wilde had ostensibly rented rooms as a hideaway in which he could write in peaceful seclusion from the distracting hubbub of family life in Tite Street, but in reality they had doubtless served as a lair for “feasting with panthers”.

feasting lion 

When a bearded man eats out a girl on her period.
Laura called out "its time for the feasting lion" just as she burst into menstruation.
feasting lion by Tim L January 19, 2005

beasting and feasting 

solomon was beasting and feasting yesterday

Rat Feasting 

An annual competition that is held in the vast deserts of Nevada, right next to the infamous Area 51. On September 20th, 2019, a Rat Feasting Competition was held at the gate to Area 51. The guards were visibly shaken at thousands of people munching on rats were seen slowly marching towards them.

There is also a theory that this festival started Covid-19 but multiple attenders denied this claim.
Guy 1 : "Did you go Rat Feasting again?"

Guy 2 : *Munching on a couple rats*

Guy 1 : "Goddamnit."
Rat Feasting by MemeBuster3641 October 22, 2020

buzz-feasting 

When one spends an absurd amount of time on the internet's
buzz-feasting by Chas Rockwell January 15, 2015
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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