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Feels Jerk

A feels jerk is when a group of sensitive SJWs are all on a social media site (usually Tumblr, but may also include Facebook and Youtube.) and begin commenting and complaining about a meme, picture, video, person(s) or event that upsets them. In a feels jerk the SJWs will generally outnumber the normal thinking people and will give 2 paragraph long "you're being mean" posts to any person that objects. The other members will then up vote it and make some retarded 5 word comments about how awesome their fellow SJW is (ie. "You go gurl" "Top comment" "exactly" "^^^^^^^^^:)))))")

it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.

SJW "Oh my god, that poor dog was shot by that evil man!" #prayfordoggy

Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.

SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"

Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."

Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"

Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."

Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."

by Urban Dicktonary March 22, 2016

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feels like jelly

Something that is awesome. An event or happening that make you feel great.

Second base at last! It feels like jelly.

I just ollied over that couch while drinking a mountain dew. It feels like jelly.

You look really cool with your mohawk and shades.
It feels like jelly.

by russrobot April 4, 2011

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Feels Like I Just Can’t Take No More

It's like my insides have cut out again
Tongue-tied, I live life, but just don't fit in
So I

Guess I should tell you now
Guess I can play it down
Don't you watch the latest telly?
Guess I can burn you down
Guess I can tell you now
That I am less than ordinary
Didn't every word I say come true? (True, true, true)
Funny how you thought it seemed it's you (You, you, you)
Looking back it kind of threw me too (Too, too, too)
How 'bout you?

Feels like I just can't take no more
Always heaven's at my door
Feels like I just can't take no more
Honestly I hit the floor

I said too much but I'd say it again
Words do collide when the motives are thin

I guess I could mend a cut
Guess I should keep it shut
Guess I've had that one too many
Guess I could write it down
Guess I could shout it out
There's a twist in every story
Didn't every word I say come true? (True, true, true)
Funny how you thought it seemed it's you (You, you, you)
Looking back it kind of threw me too (Too, too, too)
How 'bout you?

Feels like I just can't take no more
Always heaven's at my door
Feels like I just can't take no more
Honestly I hit the floor
Feels like I just can't take no more
Always heaven's at my door
Feels Like I Just Can’t Take No More
Honestly I hit the floor

by Gothic Miscreant December 19, 2023

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