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Fecial Fairies 

Flies. See Poo Pixies; Excrement Elves or Log Lepricauns.
It's you who the Fecial Fairies are attracted to NOT me!!!
Fecial Fairies by Dan Brew August 13, 2006

fecial freak 

one who enjoys rubbing excriment on his/her body; or eating the excriment of a partner during sex.
BOY:Oooo baby...sit on this pot and and give me a warm meal!!
Girl: Dude...you're such a fecial freak!!
fecial freak by Hand Spanker August 19, 2008

Fecalangelo

Leaving a masterpiece of a dump in the shitter.
Dude tattooed the bowl with the Chili Shits. This guy is truly a Fecalangelo!
Fecalangelo by will bitten July 22, 2017

Mani-Pedi-Facial 

When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!
Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial
Mani-Pedi-Facial by will bitten September 14, 2017

male bovine fecal material 

A clean technical way of sayingy "bullshit" when in mixed company.
He told the press that he only wanted the crowd to march to the Capital, not takeover the Capital, by revolting. Yeah right! That sounds like his usual "male bovine fecal material"! He's full of it!

Fecalith 

1. literally a poop stone
2. the best nickname for any douche nozzle in your life
Dude, John is SUCH a fecalith!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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