Fecial

Smearing feces on one's face for beauty

Bailey's so damn pretty, must be because she gives herself two fecials a day.

by Jakk Donahue September 29, 2008

Fecial Fairies

Flies. See Poo Pixies; Excrement Elves or Log Lepricauns.

It's you who the Fecial Fairies are attracted to NOT me!!!

by Dan Brew August 13, 2006

fecial freak

one who enjoys rubbing excriment on his/her body; or eating the excriment of a partner during sex.

BOY:Oooo baby...sit on this pot and and give me a warm meal!!
Girl: Dude...you're such a fecial freak!!

by Hand Spanker August 19, 2008

Fecalangelo

Leaving a masterpiece of a dump in the shitter.

Dude tattooed the bowl with the Chili Shits. This guy is truly a Fecalangelo!

by will bitten July 22, 2017

Mani-Pedi-Facial

When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!

Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial

by will bitten September 14, 2017

male bovine fecal material

A clean technical way of sayingy "bullshit" when in mixed company.

He told the press that he only wanted the crowd to march to the Capital, not takeover the Capital, by revolting. Yeah right! That sounds like his usual "male bovine fecal material"! He's full of it!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 12, 2021

Fecalith

1. literally a poop stone
2. the best nickname for any douche nozzle in your life

Dude, John is SUCH a fecalith!

by unicornsarereal143 May 24, 2014