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Fertile Crescent 

An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley
Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?

Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!

Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.
Fertile Crescent by Kensco7 November 6, 2018

fertile myrtle 

Fertile goddess. Somebody who is really fertile
Damn that girl is a fertile myrtle. She's already had 3 kids is 6 years.
fertile myrtle by Starpuma December 10, 2013
I ran as fast as I could, but it was futile. The bus was too far away and the driver turned and drove off.
futile by happycookie August 4, 2011

American Fertile Crescent 

The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'
Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!

You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!

well futile 

Something that's good, a positive description of a thing. A reversed meaning, along the lines of 'bad', 'wicked', 'bum' etc.

Coined by Chris Morris in the popular UK TV show Nathan Barley.
"Check out my website, it's well fucking futile!"
well futile by Dan Ashcroft April 14, 2005

It's Futile! 

A quote from Ultra Gogeta Blue when he activates his blast counter In Dragon Ball Legends. Mostly associated with the American Bald Eagle cry and Playboi Carti's Song "Cash Shit" guitar remix on earrape. It is usually followed up with "Hope you're ready!", which is what Gogeta Blue says when he uses his blue card that can be combed with the counter to deal damage to the opponent.
*Opponent uses a blast/blast type blue card while Gogeta's unique gauge is full*

Gogeta: "It's futile!"
It's Futile! by Mudada! July 30, 2023