fairitism
a minor virus that last about 3 weeks causing a human to become extremely excited to go the youth fair
fairitism by katie 'KiKi April 7, 2008
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favoritism
When two people do the same thing, but one gets away with it and the other one doesn't. The one that gets away with it is in the favoritism click, and the one that does not is not in the click.
Bobby threw a book at the boss, and everyone laughed including the boss. Then, Betty thought this was funny so she threw her book at the boss, and everyone looked appauled, and the boss fired her.
"Hey - let's go get some lunch guys."
"No thanks Rick. You are not in our click.
You're wife is a Chinese woman who owns an American cheeseburger stand, and we don't like you. You're elevator may go all the way to the top, but your taste in woman lies somewhere between a grilled cheese dipped in cement and a chocolate covered radish. We reserve the right to execute favoritism, and its not in your favor."
"Hey - let's go get some lunch guys."
"No thanks Rick. You are not in our click.
You're wife is a Chinese woman who owns an American cheeseburger stand, and we don't like you. You're elevator may go all the way to the top, but your taste in woman lies somewhere between a grilled cheese dipped in cement and a chocolate covered radish. We reserve the right to execute favoritism, and its not in your favor."
favoritism by Mama Tina July 12, 2011
Faithritism
Person 1: Hey, I see John got the promotion.
Person 2: Yeah, well, that's only because he goes to the same church as the boss.
Person 1: Damn faithritism. Maybe I'll have to start believing in a deity.
Person 2: Yeah, well, that's only because he goes to the same church as the boss.
Person 1: Damn faithritism. Maybe I'll have to start believing in a deity.
Faithritism by Long Dark Tea-time of the Soul January 14, 2015
pizza favoritism
The act of studying a shared pizza pie to ensure that you inherit the larger of the inevitably, unevenly-sliced options.
A careful exercise in patience and timing is necessary to acquire the biggest, most appealing slice available at that time.
A careful exercise in patience and timing is necessary to acquire the biggest, most appealing slice available at that time.
(Slippery) Pete demonstrated "pizza favoritism" when he took an extra long gulp of soda as he noticed his friend
was ready for another slice too. This bought him enough time to have his friend take the ghetto slice with one peperoni on it
and gave Pete the opportunity to swoop in for the next in line money slice.
was ready for another slice too. This bought him enough time to have his friend take the ghetto slice with one peperoni on it
and gave Pete the opportunity to swoop in for the next in line money slice.
pizza favoritism by Angry old white man January 15, 2014
favoritism
I was more qualified for the job but the hiring committee instituted favoritism and hired a grossly unqualified candidate from within the University.
favoritism by your fool September 16, 2003