Fartitis 

The condition of having to pass gas (fart) multiple times per hour. Likely to happen after eating chili beans, broccoli, or other foods that cause gas.

I had a bad case of fartitis all day Sunday because of that chili I had at the party the night before—not to mention all the alcohol and junk food.

Fartitis by KoolKritter May 31, 2022

fartitus 

When a person become stricken with an abundance of uncontrollable and excessive farting.

Don't go near Maureen, she has a bad case of fartitus!

fartitus by samlap June 26, 2008

fartition 

Any kind of smell shield between someone's nose and bad gas. Ie: t-shirt or blanket.

My gas was so bad last night my girlfriend used the blanket as a fartition to keep the smell away from her.

fartition by Dr. Smoot July 21, 2009

Fatitis 

A rare sexually transmitted disease in which the person eats uncontrollably, to the point of vomiting.

Tyler was diagnosed with Fatitis.

Fatitis by Jack MeHoff November 13, 2003

Fatitis 

A condition procured after eating large amounts of food, sometimes leading to deliriousness and drowsiness.

"Do you want to hang out tonight?"
"We went to Old Country Buffet Tonight, give me a few hours for this fatitis to wear out. I'm gonna take a nap. hahahahah."

Fatitis by dan8ny July 5, 2005

Fartitus 

Someone who farts a lot

Lisa, quit being a fartitus

Fartitus by ElsaaFrat March 15, 2021