Fartitis

The condition of having to pass gas (fart) multiple times per hour. Likely to happen after eating chili beans, broccoli, or other foods that cause gas.

I had a bad case of fartitis all day Sunday because of that chili I had at the party the night before—not to mention all the alcohol and junk food.

by KoolKritter May 31, 2022

fartitus

When a person become stricken with an abundance of uncontrollable and excessive farting.

Don't go near Maureen, she has a bad case of fartitus!

by samlap June 26, 2008

fartition

Any kind of smell shield between someone's nose and bad gas. Ie: t-shirt or blanket.

My gas was so bad last night my girlfriend used the blanket as a fartition to keep the smell away from her.

by Dr. Smoot July 21, 2009

Fatitis

A rare sexually transmitted disease in which the person eats uncontrollably, to the point of vomiting.

Tyler was diagnosed with Fatitis.

by Jack MeHoff November 13, 2003

Fatitis

A condition procured after eating large amounts of food, sometimes leading to deliriousness and drowsiness.

"Do you want to hang out tonight?"
"We went to Old Country Buffet Tonight, give me a few hours for this fatitis to wear out. I'm gonna take a nap. hahahahah."

by dan8ny July 5, 2005

Fartitus

Someone who farts a lot

Lisa, quit being a fartitus

by ElsaaFrat March 15, 2021