Fauxgi

One who teaches fauxga. Has no formal yoga training, but has taken a 2 hour class at a cheesy gym or online.

After buying a Prada yoga mat & Gucci mat bag & taking a couple of fauxga classes at her local cheesy gym, Marla decided she would become a Fauxgi.

Fauxgi by JenniferJ December 7, 2007

fauxitus 

fauxitus — Penetrative sex using a harness and a phallic simulacrum of some type to stimulate the G-spot in women; or, the prostate in men. Some enjoy the experience of dilation using stimulators of graduating sizes and lengths.

Some people prefer to assert freedom from the penis shape by using a stimulator in the harness that is shaped like a sperm whale, a dolphin, or even an alien ovipositor complete with implantable eggs.

Whatever is chosen, this isn’t an act designed for either a quickie; or, a lack of commitment to the experience.

This is a very “overly specific” act to perform.

Coitus, fauxitus — it’s the 21st century; what’s a little penetrative sex between friends or lovers? Especially overly specific penetrative sex!!!!!!

fauxitus by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 1, 2023

fauxminist 

Someone who says that they hold feminist ideals and tenets but whose actions grossly violate them.

A fauxminist would say that degrading women is bad...then call various women "bitches", "sluts", etc.

fauxminist by Deseejay June 28, 2014

Fauxbies 

Faux boobies. Fake boobies

She's got nice fauxbies.

Fauxbies by 432mm December 4, 2010

Fauxcinating 

Falsely fascinating or interesting. To fake fascination or interest in something.

So I went on this date and all he could do was talk about himself. He was so self-centered that he couldn't pick-up on the fact I was fauxcinating the whole time.
After listening to their story for 20 minutes about how great their trip to Fuddruckers was, I told them their story was so fauxcinating.

Fauxcinating by illinfox October 14, 2010

Fauxlice 

Security guards or other fake police who believe that they actually have some power over you. Despite the fact that they only have a fucking squirt gun and a tazer instead of a magnum and a badge.

Dude 1: "I dunno if we should go over there man, that guard looks pretty big"

Dude 2: "Man, Fuck tha Fauxlice, that bitch is a badge and 2 balls short of scaring me!"

Fauxlice by Coombop October 19, 2008

Fauxcial Media 

Contrived, inauthentic or misleading use of social media resources such as online communities, blogs, Twitter profiles, Wikipedia entries, Facebook pages, etc. to manipulate or to create a false or misleading perception of a company, organization, candidate or cause.

Fauxcial Media is the "Web 2.0" equivalent of atroturfing i.e., the creation of fake grassroots campaigns in PR/Public Relations.

WHAT CONSTITUTES FAUXCIAL MEDIA:

• Businesses pretending to be bloggers.
• Businesses pretending to be journalists.
• Businesses pretending to be “Joe Blow” in order to flog their products in blog comments.

(Bullet points courtesy of marketingexperimentsblog.com)

EXAMPLES OF FAUXCIAL MEDIA:

- Cisco's Human Network - wrote all Cisco-related Wikipedia entries; had vloggers try to write about the Human Network. Got themselves to #2 in Google organic search

- Whole Foods CEO John Mackey used an alias to ding detractors on forums

- "Wal-Marting Across America" used a real journalist and real photographer, but set them up as simply Wal-Mart fans, traveling across America, parking their RV at Wal-Mart parking lots.

(Examples courtesy of Scott Monty - http://www.scottmonty.com/2008/03/suxorz-worst-social-media-of-2007.html)

Fauxcial Media by Michael J. Russell January 12, 2009