Deseejay's definitions

skypetroduce

to introduce people (presumably friends) over Skype and similar webcam-utilizing programs

While you're away from college over break, you should skypetroduce me to that hot hometown friend of yours.

by Deseejay December 10, 2010

fauxminist

Someone who says that they hold feminist ideals and tenets but whose actions grossly violate them.

A fauxminist would say that degrading women is bad...then call various women "bitches", "sluts", etc.

by Deseejay June 28, 2014

perfumigate

To spray perfume/cologne liberally in an area, attempting to make it smell better. Unfortunately, the new scent can be so overpowering that the area smells worse after this process. This downside is more common from cheap men's body spray.

Not to worry! I always carry around a can of Axe! I'll perfumigate this place!

by Deseejay September 29, 2010

Pork barreling

A three(or more)some involving just men.

At least one of the guys must be straight for the orgy to be considered pork barreling.

I can't believe I took part in pork barreling last night while wasted! What will my girlfriend think?!

by Deseejay February 5, 2012

Sarcasm Man

A superhero that tends to appear when not formally summoned to the scene. His superpower? I don't think you can figure it out...*sarcasm*

He can be dismissed with a sarcastic counter-attack, such as acknowledging his presence.

Thanks Sarcasm Man! I don't remember calling for you, but I'm *so* glad you showed up.

by Deseejay December 8, 2010