Fauxer

People who Lie in order to get more COVID 19 Vaccines or boosters for themselves or others

"that Fauxer just lied about their Childs age to get them vaccinated!

by Manny Baker October 28, 2021

faxer

A dimwit. A moron. An idiot. Specifically related to office coworkers. Someone so stupid that they still believe that faxing is a viable communication method in the modern business world and that is one of their better ideas.

Jesus, did you hear what Bob suggested during our morning meeting? I thought he was going to be fired on the spot. What a fucking faxer.

by Lumber9 October 1, 2018

fauxner

An illusionary erection created when one sits down and their pants (usually jeans) bunch up at the crotch. This can happen to both males and females, and generally, the stiffer and baggier the jeans, the more impressive the fauxner. This word comes from the French word "faux," meaning fake.

"Dude, don't get near me with that thing."

"Oh don't worry, it's just a fauxner."

by Kyle Rossi April 17, 2007

Fauser

Last name of Ultra-Superior beings.

My god I wish I was a Fauser. Fauser's are the best and hottest people ever.

by Ultra Superior Being June 12, 2010

fauxetry

This is a word for the poetry that emo kiddies write. It's not real poetry, they just think it is. Hence, the introduction of fauxetry.

"Not another piece of fauxetry for your livejournal!"

by Ms Errorfied August 17, 2005

Fauxpresentation

Fauxpresentation is when an entity or entities do the BARE MINIMUM to represent a marginalized group, minority, and the underrepresented with shallow interest. The efforts made to include said groups is usually half-assed, cloying, offensive, stereotypical, etc. Faux-presentation usually happens, but is not exclusive to, when people want more money, clout, votes, album sales, and etc.

Most political campaigns use fauxpresentation of minorities around election time but neglect them after election season is over.

by KissTheDragon September 18, 2018

fauxgrammer

n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.

Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.

by vertigo February 22, 2006