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Fauxephile 

1. People with mental illnesses or disorders that make them think pedophillic things

About children, Fictional or non fictional.
2. People who use pedophilic art/practices to cope with whatever trauma they had.
Example: pedophile ocd, ageplay, etc
1. Terry: man I can’t stop thinking about kids sexually.
Bob: bro, I think you need to go to therapy, you are a fauxephile
2. Eric: I love pretending to be a older man having fun with my girlfriend who pretends she’s a child.
Bob: bro that’s just fauxephillia
Fauxephile by IACNESS133 June 3, 2025

Fauxephile 

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A person who has a mental disorder/illness or some kind of odd coping mechanism that makes them act or think pedophillic things
Example: pedophile ocd, etc
Jerry: I feel uncomfortable around children, my intrusive thoughts make me think imma do something bad to them.
Bob: dude, get therapy, you are a fauxephile
Fauxephile by IACNESS133 June 3, 2025
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