vertigo's definitions

meeple

A cutesy, girlish-sounding word taken from the German game Carcassonne, this word has been adapted to have many meanings, such as "That sucks" or "Oh crap." It can also be a verbal expression of a sigh or puppy-dog face. Whatever the usage, the word is usually expressing sadness or disappointment.

Professor: "The two papers will be due tomorrow. Sorry about the short notice."
Student: "Meeple."

Guy: "I'm working through some serious health issues right now."
Girl: "Meeple... I hope things go okay."

by Vertigo September 18, 2002

fanny pack

v.
1. To penetrate someone from behind doggy style

2. To penetrate someone anally backdoor

I could tell Jon's mom knew no boundaries because getting fanny packed was just the opening volley in a night of depravity.

by vertigo August 6, 2008

Twitterbang

–verb (used with object)
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex

What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.

by vertigo April 22, 2009

turkish holiday

(noun) The act of having gay sex on a couch, or while couch surfing. Alternatively many believe this is derived from having gay sex on an ottoman, as that would facilitate the act.

After meeting at a bar, Adam and Steve headed back to home and enjoyed the first of many rough turkish holidays.

by vertigo November 11, 2006

awesome possum

A phrase equivalent to "spiffy" or "neat." It is best used as a sentence by itself or with "yo" immediately following.

Awesome possum, yo!

by Vertigo September 2, 2002

knappster

A dedicated software/music/movie pirate.

You need at least 150 gigs of pirated crap to be called a knappster these days.

by Vertigo January 8, 2004

spiffirific

A combination of spiffy and terrific. It is best used in short sentences or as a sentence unto itself.

That plan is spiffirific.

by Vertigo September 2, 2002