A much more entertaining way of saying children.
Tip: even more amusing when said with a Southern accent :D
Tip: even more amusing when said with a Southern accent :D
Teenage: "look mom! Them childs are running on our vegetable garden!"
Mom: *yells* "Y'all go back to your mommies ya hear!"
Mom: *yells* "Y'all go back to your mommies ya hear!"
by Adelliepenguin July 03, 2014
Get a Childs mug for your Facebook friend Helena.
A person 10 years old or younger. Not to be confused with preteen, which is a person 11 to 12 years old, or teenager, which is a person 13 to 19 years old.
by Upston April 02, 2017
Get a Child mug for your fish Günter.
A human being who is not yet fully mature. Often thought of as inferior to adults and dull-witted, hence generation after generation of people are becoming more and more stupid.
by Erszebet March 17, 2006
Get a Child mug for your barber Jovana.
1. Humans under the age of 13 or so. Many of which were accidently conceived. Lots of children these days are annoying, spoiled, bitchy and stupid. Commonly known as stupid short people.
2. Spawn of Satan hatched from a dark egg in the center of the earth with devils that are cutting themselves standing in a circle around it.
2. Spawn of Satan hatched from a dark egg in the center of the earth with devils that are cutting themselves standing in a circle around it.
Little Kid: Mommy, buy me David beckham!
Mother: Dear, I just bought you Anna Kournikova yesterday! Ill buy you him for you next week. How about I buy you Ronaldinho first?
Little Kid: *Starts crying* BUT I DONT WANT RONALDINHO!!! BUY ME DAVID!!!!! *Starts rolling on the floor*
Mother: ......
Little Kid: You won't like me when I'm angry. FLAME ON! *Incinerates Mother"
Mother: Dear, I just bought you Anna Kournikova yesterday! Ill buy you him for you next week. How about I buy you Ronaldinho first?
Little Kid: *Starts crying* BUT I DONT WANT RONALDINHO!!! BUY ME DAVID!!!!! *Starts rolling on the floor*
Mother: ......
Little Kid: You won't like me when I'm angry. FLAME ON! *Incinerates Mother"
by Gravitons August 23, 2005
Get a children mug for your mate Helena.
God: Thou shalt button up thine fly or I shall become wroth with thee!
Guy: Uhhh, nay(?)
<KAZAMM>
Child: Wah, scream, crap, cash drain etc...
Guy: Oh crud
God: I told thee...
Chick: Wheres my 75% share of your salary?
Guy: Oh crud
God: DONT say I didnt tell thee...
Guy: Uhhh, nay(?)
<KAZAMM>
Child: Wah, scream, crap, cash drain etc...
Guy: Oh crud
God: I told thee...
Chick: Wheres my 75% share of your salary?
Guy: Oh crud
God: DONT say I didnt tell thee...
by Clem February 21, 2005
Get a Child mug for your mate Yasemin.
by RJ aka Rolla Stout January 05, 2009
Get a children mug for your friend Bob.
