fauxfriend 

Someone that you were in a relationship with but it wasn't quite a relationship. It could have been that:
1) You acted like you were in a relationship, except for lacking the physical.
2) You had the physical aspects of a relationship but outside of the bedroom you were just friends.
3) Almost a relationship except that one of you were in an actual full-blown relationship at the time, and the two of you couldn't quite get over that fact.

We had been sleeping together for three months and hung out together all the time but something was missing when were out on the town. I realized what was missing when we bumped into his boyfriend, which I guess made me his fauxfriend.

fauxfriend by Craig Bowers April 11, 2007

Fagfriend 

Girls have boyfriends. Boys have girlfriends. Gays have fagfriends. Fagfriends are the boyfriends of another faggots.

Is your fagfriend still recovering from the donkey punches you gave it last night?

Fagfriend by Booty_hunter February 3, 2020

funfriending

Unfriending someone who deserves to be unfriended, usually because they post many obnoxious statuses, pictures or wall posts.

Not Steve: "I funfriended the shit out out of Steve after he spammed my newsfeed about his new Jeep Wrangler. What a giant fucking douche."

Also Not Steve: "Funfriending is cathartic and fun!"

funfriending by lickdaduckbutter May 24, 2011

faux friend 

1) A fake friend.
2) Two people act like they're best friends, but then talk behind each other's backs constantly.
3) Uses the said 'friend' to feel better about themselves.

Observer 1: Rachael's been talking so much shit about Casey and they're supposed to be best friends?
Observer 2: That's not a best friend, that's a faux friend.

faux friend by Trina L. August 27, 2007

fauxfended 

to act as if offended in order to induce guilt in another.

i cried when he teased me for vomiting but i was really only fauxfended.

fauxfended by machete flapjack February 26, 2009

Fluxfriend 

An alternative way to refer to a non binary person, in place of girl/boyfriend.

"I'd like to introduce you to (name), they are my Fluxfriend."

Fluxfriend by Laudanum April 14, 2014

Faux Friend 

Someone who says they are your friend and is really an acquaintance.

Someone who claims to be your friend, but is never really there when you need them, doesn't return your calls or messages unless they need something, and when chatting about getting together they reply with, "yeah, let's do that sometime really soon."

Someone who claims to be your bestie, but never returns your calls or emails, unless they need something.

Someone who only wants you around when they are going through a rough time, when things are better for them they are too busy to get together or chat, that's when you realize they are a faux friend.

Someone who replies to getting together on a specific day with, "sounds good, let's do that sometime really soon."

Faux Friend by EstelleSuncatcher March 21, 2010