Fauxda 

A non-alcoholic carbonated beverage that is not actually soda.

Hey, do you want one of these soda pops?

Naw, I'll have a can of that super cheap brand of "natural soda" .

OoooKaaay...Oh, you mean this weird looking can? That ain't pop, that's fauxda!

Fauxda by Green Tea Jones May 4, 2018

fauxcation 

(n.) A vacation that is neither restful nor restorative. Frequently occurs during holiday trips when either work or family obligations affect one's ability to relax.

After our dog ate our host's couch, we were on fauxcation.

My mother's endless nagging turned our beach trip into fauxcation.

fauxcation by The_Joneses September 28, 2008

Fauxman 

(Pronounced 'foe man)

Looks like a man, but is in fact just a boy. Plural form is 'fauxmen.'

There are many expressions of fauxmenism, including sneaking things that they could manfully take, whining like a child to get their way, and neglecting a real classy woman while salivating after a cheap girl who gives herself to anything and everything. A fauxman may leave his loving, fit and sexy wife wanting while pacifying his sexual appetite with thoughts of sexual encounters with saggy, loose narcissistic females that don't give a care.

Sister: what's up with Katrielle? She seems a bit down.

Mom: she told me she's suffering from fauxmanitis, poor thing.

Sister: (looks quizzical)

Mom: you know... the inflammatory condition that comes from living with a "man" that chronically acts like a little boy. A faux man.

Fauxman by Belch Queen December 2, 2018

fauxbait 

An attractive woman which looks underaged but actually isn't.

- Oh crap, what did you do man?! She's total jailbait!

- Nah, I know her since kinderschool, she's legal, but a total fauxbait.

fauxbait by SDMS October 13, 2020

fauxhawk

A full head of hair combed into the middle to fabricate the look of a mohawk.

Ladies want me because I got a fauxhawk.

fauxhawk by Vince Latello September 10, 2003

Fauxlaroid 

Pronounced, fo' lar oid

Is a photo framed using the same dimensions as the Polaroid format.

A photo framed to look like an old Polaroid.

That is a very well done Fauxlaroid.

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Fauxlaroid by M Haanel December 3, 2006

Fast Fauxward 

When a reality television show or competition intentionally re-edits footage for a pre-commercial tease that is not really what occurs when the show returns from break.

Often used to maintain viewer interest or tension through the commercial break.

"America's Got Talent implemented a sly use of Fast Fauxward tonight, as its "coming up" package showed clips of the judges coming down hard on a young girl about to cry... but after the break, the judges actually put her through to the next round with nothing negative to say."

Fast Fauxward by OMGLX July 1, 2009