Fauxman 

(Pronounced 'foe man)

Looks like a man, but is in fact just a boy. Plural form is 'fauxmen.'

There are many expressions of fauxmenism, including sneaking things that they could manfully take, whining like a child to get their way, and neglecting a real classy woman while salivating after a cheap girl who gives herself to anything and everything. A fauxman may leave his loving, fit and sexy wife wanting while pacifying his sexual appetite with thoughts of sexual encounters with saggy, loose narcissistic females that don't give a care.

Sister: what's up with Katrielle? She seems a bit down.

Mom: she told me she's suffering from fauxmanitis, poor thing.

Sister: (looks quizzical)

Mom: you know... the inflammatory condition that comes from living with a "man" that chronically acts like a little boy. A faux man.

Fauxman by Belch Queen December 2, 2018

fauxman 

A homosexual male who has physical and mental characteristics that of which may be associated with those women.

people that may fall under this catagory are:
Drag queens
Transexuals
and ordinary men that wear make-up for fun

fauxman by agent G.Q (glitter queen) and agent fag hag March 21, 2005

fauxminist 

Someone who says that they hold feminist ideals and tenets but whose actions grossly violate them.

A fauxminist would say that degrading women is bad...then call various women "bitches", "sluts", etc.

fauxminist by Deseejay June 28, 2014

Fauxfanity 

Pronounced \fo-"fan-'&-tE\

words that resemble profanity but you aren't using cuss, curse or swear words.

Fauxfanity includes using...
"freak" or "frik" instead of "fuck"
"darn" instead of "damn"
"heck" instead of "hell"
"shoot" or "crap" instead of "shit"
"butt" or "arse" instead of "ass"
"betch" instead of "bitch"
"B.S." instead of "bullshit"

Fauxfanity by Donez January 28, 2006

fauxmance

When celebrities pretend to be romantically involved in order to obtain press coverage.

Aaron Carter is going out with Brooke Hogan? Psh. What a fauxmance.

fauxmance by lofosho10 November 11, 2007

Fauxmaux 

(fo-mo) A person who is often mistaken for a homosexual or purposefully misleads others of their homosexuality.

That guy in the chaps and sailor hat isn't gay, he just likes attention. He's a fauxmaux.

Fauxmaux by Frumpkin October 4, 2007

fauxment 

A fake comment on a Facebook status or picture. The comment is typed, then a screenshot is taken before the comment is submitted.

A fauxment is never actually submitted, and is typically a release of anger towards a person or an off-color remark that could be seen as offensive by others.

The other day, John posted the stupidest status about how much he loves Suzy, even though he's a closeted homosexual who has sex with me behind her back. I made a fauxment that said, "Oh yeah?! If you love Suzy so much how come last night you told her you were sick and then came to my place and fucked me senseless?"

fauxment by RoboCop6969 November 9, 2012