fauxcaine

Small amounts of baking soda or some other imposter substance, sold as if it was cocaine to unsuspecting or naïve buyers.

Poor Katy. She got ripped off by some dodgy street dealer who sold her $200 worth of fauxcaine. Everyone was so pissed - and now all I can smell is baking soda.

by Tom Terranova September 25, 2007

Fauxcaine

Something that, once on your face, looks like cocaine, even though it actually isn't i.e. flour or powdered sugar.

Guy 1: "Dude, are you on drugs?"
Guy 2: "Nah, this is fauxcaine. I was eating powdered donuts."

by Demondays June 13, 2011

fauxcaine

A cocaine-like substance one snorts when trying to look cool among their peers. Most commonly seen as pixie sticks and/or caffeinne.

That bitch think she's hot, but that's just fauxcaine she's snorting.

by Adam April 18, 2005

Fauxcaine

Cocaine substitute available for around £50 a gramme but containing 0% Columbian marching powder. Ingredients can include sodium bicarbonate, chalk, baby teething powder, baby laxative and other adulterants.
Usually contains benzocaine, lignocaine or other pharmaceuticals for the numbing effect, sometimes stimulants such as amphetamine, ephedrine or caffiene.

Purchased by those too ignorant or drunk to tell the difference between the real thing and a placebo.

It's Friday night and they're all sticking fauxcaine up their noses, convinced they must be having a good time! Mugs.

by chimtec March 29, 2011

Fauxcinating

Falsely fascinating or interesting. To fake fascination or interest in something.

So I went on this date and all he could do was talk about himself. He was so self-centered that he couldn't pick-up on the fact I was fauxcinating the whole time.
After listening to their story for 20 minutes about how great their trip to Fuddruckers was, I told them their story was so fauxcinating.

by illinfox October 14, 2010

fauxcade

when the front of a building (let's say usually an apartment complex or a house that is now a rental property) is designed to look imposing or grand when viewed head on, but when viewed critically the rest of the building doesn't live up to the first impression.

Sure, the place I thought about renting had a nice fauxcade with decorative window guards, brickwork, flashy cornices, and elaborate drainspouts, but the sides of the place were covered in cheap, cracked vinyl siding.

by endtime34 April 18, 2010

fauxine

fauxine - faux vaccine. faux for fake. Something called a vaccine that isn't. synthetic materials are OK, but worthless when they provide no true immune response, do not prevent infection, or limit transmission of the target disease to others.

the Covid-19 fauxine was more poison than cure. He was sick for days after the injection, but still got the coronabug and spread it to his family. He was lucky, many people died of complications of the jab.

by kingcomment March 20, 2021