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Faux-toe 

Often mistaken with the popular word "photo", a faux-toe is a human phalange that is indeed NOT real.
John's new faux-toes look so real! I think I'll replace my toes with faux-toes. That sounds like the plan for me.
Faux-toe by Dressing&Gravy December 18, 2014
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Faux-toe 

Another word for a “pocket pussy, a fake ass pussy, a jerk stick.”
“Yo bro I found your faux-toe under my bed.” “When’s the last time you cleaned your faux-toe?”
Faux-toe by anonymous January 21, 2023
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Faux-toe 

A new and improved name for a “pocket pussy, fake ass pussy, or jerk stick.” Referring to the toe like appearance of the female organ.
“Yo bro I found your fuckin faux-toe under my bed!” “That guy looks like he has a collection of faux-toes to use on himself.”
Faux-toe by Macho Camacho January 21, 2023

faux toe 

The appearance of a camel toe when a transvestite duct tapes his junk and wears a tight outfit.
Come out ot Trafik in Columbus, OH on a Sunday night and see a faux toe for yourself. That bitch does backflips too! Some serious duct tape.
faux toe by JigglyMuff April 28, 2010

faux toe 

within the same genus as the infamous camel toe, the more socially acceptable faux toe coexists in the same habitat. the faux toe can be identified by its lack of cleft of toe.
when an individual wears a skirt of thin material and the wind blows it into the faux toe.
faux toe by _hkr October 11, 2006

faux camel toe

the appearance of female crotch wedgie that is creates by pants that bag out in the crotch, not a snuggle up.
why can't I fit my pants right, I can't stand faux camel toe.
faux camel toe by maidlisamarian December 12, 2014
Any false representation of a woman’s labia majoris, slang word (camel toe)
dat hoe got so much show it gotz to be fauxtoe
Fauxtoe by Cove catz January 7, 2020
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