Fattious 

The girl with the fattest ass out of the friend circle.

When shouting at a female you give her the title fattious as she has the fattest ass.

Fattious by Dartanion777 May 13, 2022

fatticus 

Nickname for someone who’s name is Atticus but is obese. Behaves in a rather whale like fashion. Usually used as an insult so use at your own risk!!!

“See that kid over there?, he’s a fatticus”.

fatticus by Confusedhomelessman666 March 13, 2018

fatticus 

A greek-roman inspired insult used to call a person fat, in replacement of his or her name.

Hey Fatticus, how many ripples does it take to get to the center of your stomach?

fatticus by SuperSpecialAwesomePerson March 5, 2009

Fattoush

Fattoush is a Levantine bread salad made from toasted or fried pieces of Arabic flat bread combined with mixed greens and other vegetables, such as radishes and tomatoes.

Do you want to eat some Fattoush today?

Fattoush by Fatoche September 17, 2017

Poop Fartious 

An individual who has no business participating in a conversation, primarily someone who’s name rhymes with “Romathius”

Who even are you, bro? YOU leave.
Tomathius? More like poop fartious.

Poop Fartious by Known Blanket March 20, 2023

fattius bumstickius 

an older and generally more revered version of the more unfortunate fatty bumsticks. An old person who though was thin in youth has put on impressive amounts of weight which his tired old skin can't support, usually resulting in man tits too, and the much feared zimmerframe made of titanium to support them, hence the veneration.

whoa there grandad, easy on the pies, you look like a fattius bumstickius

fattius bumstickius by oldkingcolejr May 21, 2003

Fattoush

A word to closely resemble the sound you produce whilst you simultaneously sneezing and poop in a well filled toilet.

Bazza, I'm a legend. Managed to blast out a turd in the bogs so fast whilst I sneezed, the waitress in at our table ordered me a lovely Salad. Fattoush !!

Fattoush by Herbert the werido January 27, 2020