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Fattoush
A word to closely resemble the sound you produce whilst you simultaneously sneezing and poop in a well filled toilet.
Bazza, I'm a legend. Managed to blast out a turd in the bogs so fast whilst I sneezed, the waitress in at our table ordered me a lovely Salad. Fattoush !!
Fattoush by Herbert the werido January 27, 2020
fattoush
Originating in what is now modern day Syria, "fattoush" began as a derogatory term for a weak, beta, or otherwise girly man. It's current usage arose after the first man ordered a salad rather than meat, causing his friends to exclaim "ya lah min fatush sakhif" ("what a silly fattoush!" in English). Modern usage of the original derogatory meaning is now largely limited to the American Upper Midwest region.
fattoush by tumbleweaves July 24, 2019
fattoush
1. A commonly use alternative to the word SEX. The act of intercourse between two individuals.
2. A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied
2. A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied
fattoush by mister miss mister September 29, 2010
Fatoush
1. Epic douchebag with absolutely no game. Awkward, scrawny and altogether uninteresting and insipid.
2. Major cockblock who clings to the opposing sex like no tomorrow, despite the desire being utterly unrequited. Becomes belligerent when challenged by someone with game, especially on the dancefloor, regardless of the fact that they would easily lose in a fight.
3. Someone who stands still on the dancefloor like a toolbag.
4. A Levantine salad made from toasted or fried pieces of pita bread combined with mixed greens and other vegetables.
2. Major cockblock who clings to the opposing sex like no tomorrow, despite the desire being utterly unrequited. Becomes belligerent when challenged by someone with game, especially on the dancefloor, regardless of the fact that they would easily lose in a fight.
3. Someone who stands still on the dancefloor like a toolbag.
4. A Levantine salad made from toasted or fried pieces of pita bread combined with mixed greens and other vegetables.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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