Factioust

One who uses facts to prove their point against idiotic arguments. Similar in sound to Fascist.

Look, my opinion is solid, because it's based on feels, flannel shirts, over-priced coffee, and social justice warrior etiquette! So stop shooting it down with all your stupid facts, you factioust!

by Madfat November 5, 2017

Factinista

A person, or group of people, who spend their lives telling others what is or is not a fact, based on what they have read in books.

Coined by Steven Colbert during a brilliant monologue at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

Ladies and gentlemen of the press corps, Madame First Lady, Mr. President, my name is Stephen Colbert and tonight it's my privilege to celebrate this president. We're not so different, he and I. We get it. We're not brainiacs on the nerd patrol. We're not members of the factinista. We go straight from the gut, right sir? That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. I know some of you are going to say "I did look it up, and that's not true." That's 'cause you looked it up in a book.

by russbrucks August 30, 2008

facetious

Treating serious issues or situations with deliberately inappropriate and/or offensive humour. This is often referred to as dark humour.

Johny bought his war veteran uncle Dan a pair of fancy socks for his birthday, which would not have been facetious if Dan still had his legs.

by Who ate all the cheese May 16, 2018

factsious

Factsious a word from the Chinese Dicktionary used as a better way of saying facts or fact it’s more proper doper and just all around sick.

Guy 1:Yo that girls booty is so good lookin
Guy 2:FACTSIOUSSSSS!!

by nowaaloco November 13, 2020

FACTIST

Although slightly hard to get off the tongue this useful word applies to people who like to state the facts

I am a factist people! I know shit!!

by Dude the Factist of course July 28, 2011

Factivists

Activists campaigning to bring about a social or political change based largely upon on factual evidence

Hey! Do you follow the Instagram account @factivists ? They have some pretty cool stuff

Do you consider yourself a Factivist?

Yes, I am a Factivist

by Sam_And_Cat July 31, 2017

guild wars factions

a great game sequal to Guild Wars.

jarred got guild wars factions and became cooler because its a sequal to guild wars

by Jarred Stein July 18, 2006