11 definitions by On the Buses
A 40+ white male (preferably upper middle class) showing no emotion; neither happy nor sad in any fun or stressful situation.
Adam C was paying his tab at the bar when the barman made a witty jibe about his garish tie. Adam did not flinch during the transaction as he suffers terribly from resting-grinch-face.
by On the Buses February 19, 2018
Mykola normally works in an office answering phones and working the company inbox. He now faces down Putins tanks having never used a weapon in his life. Mykola is made of 100% Ukranium.
by On the Buses March 5, 2022
“At the age of 13, Simon was experiencing an intense sexual turmoil and thus looked to the past for inspiration by using Gaylientology
by On the Buses January 16, 2018
A very specific period of time that is entirely dependant on motivation, willingness and the possibility of reward.
Terry was on a promise as it had been a while since he’d played hide the sausage with Beryl. He took this fleeting opportunity to get the garden fence painted within this window of enthusiasm.
by On the Buses November 15, 2020
A male phenomenon. The 'Window of Enthusiasm' is a period of allotted time within which one can be bothered. Usually proceeding a reward or promise from one's partner or lover; eg. sex or OK'd to view a sporting event.
Jed was more than happy to clear the guttering on this occasion. Shirley had promised him full sex that evening - should he complete this one task. Jed is well within the 'Window of Enthusiasm', and will be getting his end-away tonight.
by On the Buses November 23, 2020
Darude-Boi is a middle aged, white man who can’t let go of the record ‘Sandstorm’ by ‘Darude’. He is perpetually living in the year 2000.
Simon closed himself off to all other music with repetitive beats. He just could not move on from Darude - Sandstorm. He even named his cat, Darude. Time to move on, Simon. Stop being a Darude-Boi!!
by On the Buses April 27, 2021
Janet pulled down her panties to reveal her vagina. Brian was so chuffed as he'd not seen such a terrificunt in all his life!
by On the Buses December 7, 2019