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One who is exceptionally fat and exceptionally stupid.
"Gawd, that fat Debbie is such a fattard."
fattard by Screamadelica March 3, 2007
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fatarded 

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person
Jeanette is completely fatarded.
fatarded by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009
A thing to rub, right above the penis. Most fat people have it, and hide their penis there. A fat wall of flesh which you can squish as well.
I can rub my fatpad until i cum.
of or relating to being extremly fat and stupid at the same time thus being fatly retarded
wow that chance kid is such a fattard.
fattard by md dylan June 20, 2006
Someone who has a weight problem and is socially inept. One who tries to identify themself with materialistic items rather than figure out how to talk to people effectively.
Thing One: "Boy, that weird red head in our office really has a penchant for Juicy Couture, Lamb and Betsey Johnson. Maybe she should put the fork down instead!"

Thing Two: "Ya, she's such a fatard!"
fatard by Far Behind May 1, 2008
this is categorized person who has red hair and their knees do not tan. many people refer to this person as “fatfard”
that person kind of reminds me of a fatfard”
fatfard by hellenkeller January 15, 2020