Performing masturbation to the point where your intellectual capacity is severely and/or permanently diminished.
The people on the Suicide Girls forums are completely faptarded; they can't even spell "niple" right.
by daisymercedees August 1, 2011
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An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.
An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.
Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.
by mvolfman December 13, 2010
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Origin:
1860–65; fap + marked
Origin:
1860–65; fap + marked
by toomuchfreetime April 17, 2014
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Get the fatarded mug.1. The state of being a flattard.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.
The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.
The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
by Sceleratis October 30, 2017
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Shut the fuck up Mary your fatarted
by Rikesh Patel July 1, 2006
Get the fatarted mug.1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.
2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.
2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010
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