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Fatherhood 

1.n. a male parent. 2. one who loves, supports, guides, inspires, and encourages his children. 3. a man of strong character who teaches by example. 4. one who is patient, kind and understanding. 5. a man who is emulated, admired and very loved.
Now, he understands the true meaning of fatherhood.
Fatherhood by Vietrex April 6, 2016

fatherchod

Literally "father fucker". Based on the popular south-Asian expletive madarchod meaning motherfucker.
Rakesh threw his poop all over the toilet again. He's a real fatherchod.
fatherchod by chodarbilla March 27, 2020

Fatherphobia 

A fear of dads, or a fear of having a dad
Friend - "Aye yo my dad finna pick us up." Son - "Nah bro f*ck that i got Fatherphobia."
Mom - "Son your gonna have a dad" Son - "what."
Fatherphobia by joebidendeeznuts February 19, 2021

Fatherhoo 

The phenomenon of rich and/or famous men impregnating married women without empathy.
Simon Cowell partook in fatherhoo after knocking up his friend's wife.

Owen Wilson will become the next celebrity to exhibit fatherhoo after impregnating his married personal trainer.
Fatherhoo by J.J. Tucker October 13, 2013

sam fatherstone 

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sam fatherstone doing foundation bc hes stupid even tho he has tutoring
sam fatherstone by grannylicker123 February 14, 2023

fatherhoodwinked 

When a woman tells a man that he's responsible for knocking her up, but later he finds out that he won't be a father because she wasn't really pregnant, he doesn't have a positive DNA match, or his baby's mama advises him to stay the hell away from her and their child.

First defined by an expecting father in Senn, a MMA romance novel by Lane Hart.
Abby told me she was pregnant , and then, when I was about to go out and buy some baby shit, she said it wasn't mine. I can't believe she fatherhoodwinked me like that!
fatherhoodwinked by lanehart August 17, 2016