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tutoring 

code word for sex in the academic world.
Jordan: So, what did you do this weekend?
Michael: I had to tutor this chick.
Lindsey: You tutored? Or you TUTORED?
Michael: Yeah, I TUTORED her. Her dad pays me hourly.
Jordan: So how long did you end up tutoring her for?
Michael: Let's just say I tutored her at the table all night long.
Lindsey: Manwhore.
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Tutoring 

Having sex in Starbucks and then ex walks bye looks inside and try's to leave but mom forces her to come in
Tutoring is sex in Starbucks
Tutoring by Tutoring March 7, 2017

tutoring 

Rubbing one out in public
“Kevin was tutoring in class today
“What a perv!!”
tutoring by joshthegreatestdunce February 11, 2021

Math Tutoring 

An amazing excuse to bring a chick over so you guys can hook up on a regular basis; Math tutor = friend with benefits
Guy 1: Hey, what are you doin' after school today?

Guy 2: Oh, Patricia's coming over for math tutoring.

Guy 1: Oh damn! Get some!

*they high five*
Math Tutoring by spiderman313 November 30, 2009

pier tutoring 

The act of being instructed one-on-one in a specific subject exclusively while sitting on a pier. Most commonly occurs when an adult tries to impart words of wisdom to their child while on a fishing excursion.
"Hey Billy, how was your weekend?"
"It was alright, I went fishing on the docks with my retired sea-captain uncle on Saturday, so it ended up being a morning of pier tutoring."
pier tutoring by suedebuttons December 7, 2014

Tamlyn Tutoring 

Daddy Henry Tamarind and Louis Labaybay doing best tutoring
Daddy Henry has began new OnlyFans on Tamlyn Tutoring
Tamlyn Tutoring by Nutsack30569420 November 4, 2022

Park Tutoring 

Park Tutoring is the leading Online Tutoring Company in the United States. It is based in Irvine, California, but services students all over the world. Its main emphasis is on providing personal and caring tutoring services. Park Tutoring offers a variety of services, including Academic Tutoring, College Counseling, SAT and ACT prep, and classes in leadership and character development.
If it wasn’t for Park Tutoring, I wouldn’t be attending an Ivy League school.
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