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The phenomenon of rich and/or famous men impregnating married women without empathy.

Simon Cowell partook in fatherhoo after knocking up his friend's wife.

Owen Wilson will become the next celebrity to exhibit fatherhoo after impregnating his married personal trainer.

Fatherhoo by J.J. Tucker October 13, 2013

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featherwood

A female version of a peckerwood.

Kristen's a featherwood from Lakewood.

featherwood by feather14wood May 12, 2008

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fathergohan

cool dude

“fathergohan is mid” -🤓

fathergohan by Makeer November 28, 2021

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Fatherhood

1.n. a male parent. 2. one who loves, supports, guides, inspires, and encourages his children. 3. a man of strong character who teaches by example. 4. one who is patient, kind and understanding. 5. a man who is emulated, admired and very loved.

Now, he understands the true meaning of fatherhood.

Fatherhood by Vietrex April 6, 2016

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fatherknowsdebt

Your father after he sees your student loan bills. What a shame your parents had seven kids!

~Also the name of a viral episode from viral tv show Extreme Cheapskates from TLC.

Mom, Jeremy's parents have seven kids. Damn son, her fatherknowsdebt. Have fun paying those student loans off,Jaret!

fatherknowsdebt by honeydrop May 6, 2019

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fathergohan

some gay mf who swear to god he is carrying anime tiktok but no one know who he is and has had e-sex

“Bro I’m telling you I’m carrying anime tiktok” fathergohan every damn day

fathergohan by Imightbemace December 7, 2021

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fatherchod

Literally "father fucker". Based on the popular south-Asian expletive madarchod meaning motherfucker.

Rakesh threw his poop all over the toilet again. He's a real fatherchod.

fatherchod by chodarbilla March 27, 2020

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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