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fartoisseur 

Connoisseur of farts, one with a rich knowledge and ability to distinguish different people's farts based on: taste, smell, and tone.
Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"

Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"

Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."
fartoisseur by #1 fartoisseur February 28, 2010

Fartissimo 

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
Fartissimo by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011

fartpussy 

Oooh, look at him. I bet he has a nice, tight fartpussy.
fartpussy by UUUUUU April 4, 2009
"I farpissed in Borders."
farpiss by pester April 18, 2005
A person who had a real issue with farting and seems to have no control over the problem.
"Oh my gosh...he has a total fartissue".

"Dude, like enough with you and your fartissue".
Fartissue by kdcinsb October 7, 2010

fartissimo 

a butt-trumpet blast for the ages.

it might not be silent, but it's perfectly capable of still being deadly.
The winner of the vegetarian chili-chomping contest soon found her downfall as her bum began to play in fartissimo, to the delight and dismay of her companions.
fartissimo by Haystack October 28, 2015