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Fartissimo 

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
Fartissimo by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011
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fartissimo 

a butt-trumpet blast for the ages.

it might not be silent, but it's perfectly capable of still being deadly.
The winner of the vegetarian chili-chomping contest soon found her downfall as her bum began to play in fartissimo, to the delight and dismay of her companions.
fartissimo by Haystack October 28, 2015
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fartissimo 

A person who farts very loudly.
ohhh, what a fartissimo!! The echo still lingers !!
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Fortissamo 

The act of running full sprint naked. Next tuck your nut-sack into your ass-crack and jump up doing a toe touch. Then proceed to land on your ass onto a plunger.
"Nick, I saw Olar giving himself the Fortissamo in the bathroom after class!"
Fortissamo by Brandaminator October 9, 2006

fortissimo 

A dynamic level in music. Basically, very loud.
The drummer was playing almost as loud as a Fortissimo level.
fortissimo by RealSGII2 December 11, 2018

Fantisimo 

Fantastic, Great, totally fucking awesome doood, orgasmic, superb, awesome
"Fantisimo Fifteen"
- Dressed In Black (the words creator and godess of canadian and world politics)
Fantisimo by Kraus July 16, 2008
A young urban male of very large mass and body weight who usually shows a sense of style and tries to wear the latest and most expensive designer clothes that may fit him. He doesn't think of himself as fat but uses terms like "big boned" to describe himself. He usually has a very high self-esteem and looks down on others who he feels are not his class or stature. These types are known also as foodies in that they are always trying to be seen at the most trendy new restaurants. However they always complain that the food servings are much too small.
The fatisimo was dressed in the latest fashion of the urban male but still looked much too fat to be considered stylish.
Fatisimo by Urbanwordwriter July 9, 2016
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