UUUUUU's definitions

self-deficacy

The belief you have in yourself to be able to make it home to use the bathroom and not shit yourself or use a public bathroom, even though you have explosive diarrhea.

Uh, dude, you don't look so good. Why don't I pull into this McDonald's and you can use their bathroom?

No way, man. I've got a lot of self-deficacy. Drive me home. I ain't gonna shit in your car. Trust me.

by UUUUUU December 18, 2010

shut your diaper

The phrase to use when you want to tell someone to shut up and that they're full of shit at the same time.

Person 1: I'm so exhausted from working so hard on my homework!

Person 2: Shut your diaper!

by UUUUUU April 15, 2009

teces

The grounds left in the bottom of a cup of tea. Tea + feces = teces.

I finished my tea and looked in my mug. There was a bunch of teces.

by UUUUUU April 15, 2009

cranky cankles

Shin splits or any other leg pain on a fatty.

I've been climbing stairs to drop a few hundred pounds. My cranky cankles are killing me from all the workouts!

by UUUUUU April 18, 2009

deucemaker

butt, ass, bum bum, fanny

I sat on a tack. My deucemaker is killing me!

by UUUUUU April 20, 2009

fartpussy

a gay man's asshole

Oooh, look at him. I bet he has a nice, tight fartpussy.

by UUUUUU April 4, 2009

gayngry

The anger gays feel when people stereotype, especially with dumb shit.

You're a lesbian? Do you own a wolf?

No, you asshole! Now I'm gayngry!

by UUUUUU April 4, 2009