farticule 

a tiny particle of turdburger so small it is invisible to the naked eye and so light that it floats on air.. yet potent enough to smell like the open ass from which it emerged. typically brown when viewed under the microscope, its shape resembles the head of hades.

after roger moore farted, the room filled up mercilessly with farticules.

after sean connery quicksilvered in his pants, there was an unmistakable aroma of farticules in the 21 club bathroom.

farticule by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018

Farticule 

It's microscopic pieces of shit floating in the air after a fart has been passed.

I got a farticule in my eye and now I have an infection.

Can't believe Jim blew those farticule out of his ass earlier.

Farticule by Hugh Dickerson June 20, 2025

Fartilepsy 

A disorder marked by abnormal abdominal discharges from the ass and typically manifested by sudden, brief episodes of diminished sphincter control, involuntary flatulence, and sometimes severe anal explosions.

Tobin would be a great guy to date, but he does suffer from fartilepsy so be forewarned.

Fartilepsy by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Farticide

Death as a result of being exposed to farts.

Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.

Farticide by mochicho March 8, 2009

farticulty 

1. having difficulty farting
2. faculty consisting of old farts

1. In a recent double-blind clinical study, those with farticulty had a higher rate of developing fartesy involving fartish later in life.
2. The members of the farticulty were selected on the basis of age, not fartitude.

farticulty by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

fartacular 

A fart that is so heinous it results in something such as vomiting or tears.

Man, Sheila ripped a fartacular one yesterday.

fartacular by Joe380 October 28, 2007

farnuculent

A made up word. An imaginary lexicon construction. A spontaneous utterance perhaps used by reflex or surprise. A word formed at random from a reaction similar to an onomatopoeia.

Farnuculent does exist as a real word, however, it is defined as a fabricated word.
I didn't understand the drunk man at the bar slurring his speech and mumbling farnuculent phrases. I think he was inventing insults and uttering them under his alcoholic breath.
Stubbing one's toe in the middle of the night on the way to the bathroom might induce a phrase of phonetic peculiarity such as, "eeyaag!" This word, if used, would be farnuculent.

farnuculent by KhanSultans September 11, 2010