Amber's definitions

royal pain

some one or some thing that is annoying; a difficult annoyance.

That girl was such a royal pain.

by amber January 18, 2004

bawls

kick ass mixer. Uber caffinated, and really good with some vodka and penguin mints ( a blue bawls).

I got totally shit faced from all those blue bawls.

by amber November 15, 2004

totaled

When you totally screw up your car. And there is nothing you can possably do to be able to afford to fix it right away

The Mustang in 2fast 2furious got frickin totaled

by Amber September 1, 2003

Suckouts

The silliest Low-budget films by people like you and me.

Those Suckouts are the silliest ever!

by Amber April 7, 2004

horny monkey

that would be every single guy *cough* mark strickland *cough*

mark, you're a horny monkey

by amber February 26, 2004

equisense

two things making equal amounts of sense, decision wise.

like "six of one...."

it makes equisense to do option (a) or option (b)

by amber January 30, 2005

braining

When a man takes his nut sack gym bag and places it as close to the face of a sleeping victim as possible. A picture is then taken with the balls/victim in the same photo.

Chris fell asleep, so I brained him.

Braining is fun, but my nuts get camera shy.

by Amber June 1, 2004