Fantaboarding 

The act of sticking an entire 2 liter of Fanta inside of your rectum then proceeding to lie on your back with your legs behind your head and shaking your ass until it spews forth onto your own towel covered face.

Bro, tubgirl isn't that bad. She was just fantaboarding herself.

Fantaboarding by Dr Jack PhD December 5, 2023

fartboarding 

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

fartboarding by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

Fartboarding 

The act of placing a flannel over your captive victims face and then Trouty lowers his arse onto said flannel and farts. This brings the same effect of water boarding but without the water and fart being the replacement. This sometimes turns into shartboarding.

That bastard mugged me right off so I had no choice but to get Trouty involved to Fartboard him.

Me: Trouty have you had a mega burger today?
Trouty: yes mate why?
Me: because this little bastard needs fartboarding.

Fartboarding by mulletgeezer123 November 21, 2024