2 definitions by Jessman

gaybert

a gay person named gilbert, who is so stupid he said shaggaginns

ur such a gaybert

gaybert is so freakin gay

by Jessman April 26, 2005

Fartbarfing

Having diarrhea; specifically, the act of expelling diarrhea

"I shouldn't go to the amusement park today. I've been fartbarfing all night after I ate diarrheadonalds."

"Oh no! Why did this happen today?! I can't be fartbarfing during my wedding ceremony!!"

by Jessman January 23, 2014