Farm-J 

The archetype of pleasurable experiences, resulting in the purest feelings of elation and satisfaction.

Bro- "Forget oral! The Farm-J is the new Slow Blow!"

Farm-J by The Old MacDonald April 9, 2011

Farm junkie 

A farm boy that always feels the need to share his experiences in an untruthful or dishonest way.

Did you hear what he said about is coommbbine, what a fucking farm junkie

Farm junkie by Thegor February 24, 2022

Farm Job 

Fucking a cow then getting a blow job from a chicken

I was on my uncles farm and i got a fucking sweet farm job!
Dude!

Farm Job by Farmer Jizzohn September 29, 2008

Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.

Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!

Farm Hand Job by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018

Jake from state farm

Some cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs.

Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...

Jake from state farm by Waterbugs November 19, 2013

Jake from State Farm

what you call a friend when your wife/girlfriend gets jealous and wonders who you have been hanging out with until 3 in the morning.

Who were you with all night? Jake from State Farm

Jake from State Farm by Cadet 7755 September 2, 2014

jake from state farm

What you say when someone asks "Who are you?"

Person 1: I think you have the wrong number, who is this?

Person 2: Jake from State Farm.

jake from state farm by Chrome5747 December 6, 2013