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The archetype of pleasurable experiences, resulting in the purest feelings of elation and satisfaction.
Bro- "Forget oral! The Farm-J is the new Slow Blow!"
Farm-J by The Old MacDonald April 9, 2011
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Farm junkie 

A farm boy that always feels the need to share his experiences in an untruthful or dishonest way.
Did you hear what he said about is coommbbine, what a fucking farm junkie
Farm junkie by Thegor February 24, 2022

Farm Job 

Fucking a cow then getting a blow job from a chicken
I was on my uncles farm and i got a fucking sweet farm job!
Dude!
Farm Job by Farmer Jizzohn September 29, 2008

Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.
Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!
Farm Hand Job by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018

Jake from state farm

Some cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs.
Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...
Jake from state farm by Waterbugs November 19, 2013

Jake from State Farm

what you call a friend when your wife/girlfriend gets jealous and wonders who you have been hanging out with until 3 in the morning.
Who were you with all night? Jake from State Farm
Jake from State Farm by Cadet 7755 September 2, 2014

jake from state farm

Person 1: I think you have the wrong number, who is this?

Person 2: Jake from State Farm.
jake from state farm by Chrome5747 December 6, 2013
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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