Faptics

A combination of the word "Fapping" and "Tactics". Used to describe tricks or ways of masturbating.

Steve told me about these faptics he used. At first I thought they sounded crazy, but after reviewing them they kind of make sense.

Faptics by The guy May 16, 2016

faptist 

A baptist that preaches the good word about masturbation.

After years of not knowing how to properly masturbate, Jimmy went to see the faptist to get helpful advice on how to do it.

faptist by Protractor May 16, 2016

faptits 

Tits that are so big and/or floppy that they make a fapping sound when they bounce. Usually this happens when they fuck laying down.

She has really nice faptits. I like when they flop around when she's running.

faptits by undefinedwerd October 5, 2012

faptism 

The first time you ever fap.

Dude I had my faptism when I was 13.

faptism by SirLaxington October 13, 2011

faptist 

<noun> one who skips church in order to fap i.e. masterbate
<verb> to stay home during church to masterbate

mike: dude u going to church?
fred: no man, ima become a faptist
mike: well ok then

faptist by mr. spacepanda March 6, 2011

Faptism 

The act of depositing a substancial amount of man milk on the crown of the recipient's head in similitude of a catholic baptism.

She got faptism

Faptism by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010

horn faptic 

The state of being single and horny to the Nth degree, where the only way not to fap is to restrain yourself.

Person 1 during No Nut November: HELP!! BRING HANDCUFFS! I do be gettin HORN FAPTIC!

Person 2: Be right over!

horn faptic by Tf2_Kid November 8, 2022